Funny mail I received

August 31, 2012

It’s perhaps the wrong category, but it feels like all these mails I get. Check out this lovely bill my wife’s new association received.


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Apparently, these guys are sending every new company a bill, and even if 1% responds, they’re still making a profit. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if they then hooked these suckers in, and kept sending them bills on a weekly basis.


Funny e-mails I received 1: Invitation to present my paper (again!)

August 24, 2012

Dear Jansen Slinger,

Yeah, that’s how we do it in Europe, we put the first name last.

Sorry to bother you, Here is the committee of International Conference on Social Science and Environment Protection.

Do you mean you represent the whole committee? Or did you all press send together?

We search your paper published in Lecture Notes in Computer Science (including subseries Lecture Notes in Artificial Intelligence and Lecture Notes in Bioinformatics)which is excellent.

Paper Title:How to do successful chargeback for cloud services

Author:Jansen Slinger

International Conference on Social Science and Environmental Protection will be held in Jiujiang, China from November 9th to 11th, 2012.We are calling for papers from you as you get a high reputation in this area. All the accepted papers will be fully indexed by ISTP. Part of the excellent papers will be recommended to EI journals.

But of course I’ll present my computer science paper at your conference on Environmental protection! My study of cloud chargeback within large organizations will do great there! And it’s about time someone combined those research areas into one conference. I’ve been wondering when social siences and environmental protection would start working together. Obviously two merging research areas.


Submission website:

Important time: September 6th, 2012

Information of the Conference:

Short Period of Review and submission: we’ll feedback the review result in 2 to 3 weeks after receive your paper. You can register after your paper is accepted, which is easy and convenient and avoid waiting for a long time.

Invoice: we will send it to you at first time

Invoice? Hmmm, you’re not trying to make money from this are you?

Enthusiasm and convenient committee: we’ll reply to your any suggestions and advices. We’ll be responsible and serious to any excellent papers.

Welcome to your contribution.

SEP Committee

Because all good things are sent from hotmail addresses!